1
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[Lisa] Tony, just use the wire
cutters for your toenail.

2
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Hurry up!

3
00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,051
"I Love New Jersey"
'bout to come on.

4
00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,226
Oh, okay, okay.

5
00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,227
Did I miss anything?

6
00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:11,272
No, not yet.

7
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Who you think she gone pick?

8
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I don't know, it's
hard to say, Lisa.

9
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One minute she's all
over Two-Tone Terry,

10
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and next thing you know, she's
in love with Median Melvin.

11
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You know her and Median
Melvin go way back.

12
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They had a connection
since Season 1.

13
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Baby, the only thing that goes
way back is that man's hairline.

14
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It's like a detox release
date, it just keeps
getting pushed back.

15
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Okay now see, there's nothing
he can do about that,

16
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kind of like your widow's peak.
[Laughter]

17
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Ha, ha.

18
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Well, he could cut it off.

19
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Both he and New Jersey
need to get with the

20
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Rapunzel program and let it go.

21
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Besides, she's just gonna
pick whoever's best for
the ratings anyway.

22
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Ratings?

23
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please, this has nothing
to do with ratings.

24
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Absolutely nothing. She is
on here to find real love.

25
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Real love?
[Laughter]

26
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Baby, you think you can
stick 20 grown-ass men

27
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in one house, all
chasing the same

28
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woman and nobody gets killed?
[Laughter]

29
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I don't know, okay,

30
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but I do think it's possible
for these shows to

31
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find people true love.

32
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No, no, see, the way that
my parents hooked up,

33
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in the real world,
that's how you do it.

34
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Oh, okay, I see, so meeting

35
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somebody at a Ray
Charles concert is

36
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the love story we
should all aspire for.

37
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Yeah, better than this.
[Laughter]

38
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But apparently, my mother
actually met Ray Charles.

39
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But it's a good thing that
everything worked out
between her and my dad,

40
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because then it would
have been a little Ray

41
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instead of a little Tony,
and I wouldn't have
seen the light of day.

42
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But see, they've been
married 50 years and,

43
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still goin' strong.

44
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Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that.

45
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Mm-hmm, and look at us.

46
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All this time,
and I still love you

47
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and I didn't have to fight
through 20 temporary
roommates to find you.

48
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- Yeah, love you too, baby.
- Mm-hmm.

49
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But if I had to pick someone,

50
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I say she goes
with Illiterate Ian.

51
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For some reason they still
seem to be on the same page

52
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♪ Woke up and my wife said to me

53
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♪ The bill collectors
want their fees

54
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♪ The kids keep
talking back to me

55
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♪ Family Time

56
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♪ Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time

57
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[Instrumental Music]

58
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Hey dad, happy Thanksgiving.

59
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Yeah, yeah, happy
Thanksgiving, son.

60
00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:04,646
Oh, I see you
got the pre-game on.

61
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I hear this is gonna
be a good one.

62
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Yeah, about that, um,

63
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something I want to
talk to you about, son.

64
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Uh-oh, let me guess,

65
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I got a 50 year old brother
that lives two cities away.

66
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What's his name, Ray?
[Laughter]

67
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Come on, give it
to me straight, dad.

68
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I always felt like there
was a part of me out
there somewhere, missing.

69
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Nah, no, no, no.
[Laughter]

70
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But if you think
there's something missing,
I know the number of a

71
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gastroenterologist who is real
thorough and stealthy.
[Laughter]

72
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You won't even know he's there.
[Laughter]

73
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I kind of feel like I would.

74
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So, what's up?

75
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Uh...
[Sighs]

76
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son, your mother and
I are splitting up.

77
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Oh, splitting the bills?

78
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Yeah, I wish Lisa and
I would do that some-

79
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wait, wait, wait,
splitting up? Why?

80
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Wha- what did you do?

81
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I, uh, what? Me?
I didn't do anything.

82
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You know, sometimes in marriage
you just grow apart. I mean,

83
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after 50 years you wake up
to a stranger. It happens.

84
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I, I, I don't understand.
Was it something I did?

85
00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,396
No, no, no, no, son.
[Laughter]

86
00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,486
Don't blame yourself now, your
mother and I love you very much.

87
00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,576
Okay so, who's
gonna get custody?

88
00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,274
Of what, of who?
What, what, what?

89
00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:10,015
Of me!
[Laughter]

90
00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,495
Son, you're a grown-ass man.

91
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Stop making this about yourself.

92
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I'm looking at this like it's a
second chance in my life.

93
00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,372
Oh, I didn't realize that
you needed a redo.
[Laughter]

94
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You know, we got married
when I was 18 years old.

95
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We didn't really know
who each other were

96
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before we decided to spend
the rest of our lives together.

97
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Now it makes sense
why she would go on a
trip with her church group.

98
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Yeah.

99
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Now I finally get a
chance to be a bachelor!

100
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Uh, don't you think
that ship has sailed?
[Laughter]

101
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And the currents of life have
brought it right back to me.

102
00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,220
[Laughter]

103
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Now I'm the captain.
[Laughter]

104
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Okay, Captain Morgan Freeman.
[Laughter]

105
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Not listen,don't expect me to
call your new wife "mamma".

106
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Uh, do you even know
where you gonna stay?

107
00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,710
Damn right, I'm
staying right here.

108
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- With you.
- What?

109
00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:57,149
Took care of yo
ass for 17 years.

110
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Then I gave you a head start
in life when I gave you a

111
00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,980
business, now I'm
collecting on my investment.

112
00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,765
- It's like that?
- Just like that.

113
00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,768
Gonna stay right
here in this room.
[Laughter]

114
00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,291
It needs a little work.

115
00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,294
But nothing a couple of
Pam Grier posters won't fix.

116
00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,382
[Laughter]

117
00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,428
Okay, before you put my man cave

118
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in the time machine, let me

119
00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,474
talk to Lisa, make
sure it's okay.

120
00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,781
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
gotta check in, huh?

121
00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:20,782
[Laughter]
[Chuckles]

122
00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:22,871
Yeah, I don't miss that.
[Laughter]

123
00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,874
Hey, hey son, what, what
is a DM and how do I

124
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slide over to Diana Ross?

125
00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:30,444
[Laughter]

126
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[Tony] So, my parents
had another fight.

127
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Oh, what else is new?

128
00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:35,884
Well this time

129
00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,103
Okay, yeah Tony,
I mean, no offense,

130
00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,541
but I don't need an
update every time your
parents get into a fight.

131
00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,847
Baby, I'm trying to get the
house ready for Thanksgiving.

132
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[Knocking]
Alright.

133
00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,069
Oh! And there are the kids!

134
00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:50,986
Ha-ha! There they are!

135
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Come on in here man.

136
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- Heavy, huh?
- Yeah.

137
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Use your legs.

138
00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,599
- Let me get that, baby.
- Thank you.

139
00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:58,036
[Lisa] My babies!

140
00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:58,820
Give me love.

141
00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,996
- Hi mom.
- Hi baby.

142
00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:04,347
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving, honey!

143
00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,785
So, come on, tell me all about
it. How's college? Fill me in.

144
00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,832
Okay, I know I'm your
favorite child mom,

145
00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,051
but, my mustache and
beard will connect

146
00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,314
if I get a little Beijing.

147
00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,228
You can't keep
calling me your baby.

148
00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,535
[Tony] Okay, well just make
sure you stay this time.

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00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,232
I'm not gonna be so
nice next time around.

150
00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,625
Two strikes, you out.

151
00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,061
I thought it was three.

152
00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,499
I ain't got Dodger money.
All you get is two strikes.

153
00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,370
Don't make me get my bat.

154
00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,851
Well, there's nothing for you to
worry about dad, 'caause I'm

155
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almost caught up
in all my classes

156
00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,681
and I started my own group.

157
00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,247
Wow, your own group?

158
00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,858
- That's impressive.
- Uh-huh, alright.

159
00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,295
I knew them Stallworth
genes would finally kick in,

160
00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,297
they just runnin'
on CPT, that's all.

161
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,038
Yup. I got almost 200 people

162
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to sign up for the
"Two Term For Test Club."

163
00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:49,436
Okay, well good luck getting
that club off the ground, honey.

164
00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,307
How 'bout you
baby, how's college?

165
00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,396
Eh, it's different,
but I'm adjusting.

166
00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,618
Between studying for my
midterms and trying to
get my life there situated,

167
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I keep myself pretty busy.

168
00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,490
Okay, yeah, now busy is good,

169
00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,884
but don't get too busy
to study hard, okay?

170
00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,408
Th first year is usually when
you set the tone to either

171
00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,106
excel and get ahead
of the class, or

172
00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:12,328
you know, the flop,
and have to make up
classes at community college.

173
00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,156
Mm-hmm.
[Laughter]

174
00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,767
You do know I'm
sitting right here?

175
00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,073
Don't take it personal son,

176
00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,423
your mother's just using your
downfall to inspire Ebony.

177
00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,686
Baby, keep working
hard, you'll be fine.

178
00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,471
It's just a transitional period.

179
00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,561
Yeah, I mean, that's just the
whole college experience, baby.

180
00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:28,866
But I'm sure it's
gonna get easier

181
00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,912
and everything will start
to become second nature.

182
00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,566
I'm sure I will, too.

183
00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,872
Well, I'm so glad to
have you all home,

184
00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,875
wash up, everybody's
gonna be here soon.

185
00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,007
[Heavy Sigh]

186
00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,009
Thanks for the encouraging
words, you guys.

187
00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,098
I'm pretty sure everything
will get better with time.

188
00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:46,014
That's something my
therapist taught me.

189
00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,670
Did she say "therapist"?

190
00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:53,064
- Yeah.
- The Freud?
[Laughter]

191
00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,197
[Instrumental Music]

192
00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,591
[Stammering] A therapist?
A therapist, Lisa?!

193
00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,419
Come on, therapy is for

194
00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,116
for middle aged white women
that hate they husbands,

195
00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,422
not for our Ebony.

196
00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:05,555
Tony, she is becoming
a young woman,

197
00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,949
and she's not gonna want to
tell her parents everything.

198
00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,690
So she'd rather tell a stranger

199
00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,344
with a little piece of paper
and a casting couch?

200
00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,521
Come on Lisa, I don't
understand why you're
not freaking out about this.

201
00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,610
Because Tony, I've read
numerous articles that

202
00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,221
say how healthy and actually
very beneficial it can be

203
00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,701
for young people
to see a therapist.

204
00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,790
Yeah, maybe for little Connor.
[Laughter]

205
00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,052
'Cause all he's gonna say is how

206
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mad he is at his
momma for buying him a

207
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Porsche when he specifically
asked for a Maserati.
[Laughter]

208
00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,538
No, studies really show that

209
00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,671
kids learn to be
emotionally mature

210
00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:35,933
- Hmm.
- while talking to a therapist.

211
00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,935
Which is something
most adults struggle with.

212
00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,502
I never wend to go see no damn

213
00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,026
therapist, and I
am emotionally mature.

214
00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,854
Tony, you didn't talk to me for
a week because you thought I

215
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threw away that
ugly sweater of yours.
[Laughter]

216
00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,554
Okay, first of all,
I loved that sweater.

217
00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,469
Okay, my grand-mamma
gave me that sweater.

218
00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,644
Eh, that's besides the point.

219
00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,776
Look, I grew up on the
other side of the tracks,

220
00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,996
where kids are
exposed to a lot more,

221
00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,737
and none of us went
to no damn therapy.

222
00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:59,174
In fact, if I told my
parents I needed to talk,

223
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they'd say, "just go outside
or, or lay down somewhere".

224
00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,483
[Laughter]

225
00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,702
I guess that's probly
why they breaking up.

226
00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,705
Wait, what? What happened?

227
00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:12,056
I don't know. my dad said that
they're growing apart, and

228
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,710
he's looking forward to the next

229
00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,756
phase of his life as a bachelor.
[Laughter]

230
00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,845
- A who?
- Yeah, yeah, I know.

231
00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,716
And uh...

232
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,501
he also said he
wants to move in here.

233
00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,024
Oh, no.

234
00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,200
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
[Laughter]

235
00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,985
No, that's, that's, I don't
think that's gonna work.

236
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,727
Yeah, me neither, but he's my
daddy, what am I gonna do?

237
00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,860
[Rachel] Lisa! Lisa!

238
00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,731
I don't know how to work
this old-ass stove

239
00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,864
you got down here and I need
to make my mac and cheese!
[Laughter]

240
00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,736
Lisa, I think your sister
Chicken Little is calling you.

241
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,564
She was supposed to
be here an hour ago.
[Laughter]

242
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,652
We...

243
00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,872
we'll finish this
conversation later.

244
00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,308
Just tell Rachel to hurry up.

245
00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:49,006
Maybe she got an audition to
play the rooster in Creed 3.

246
00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,574
[Laughter]
[Instrumental Music]

247
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,316
[Donnie] Tone, you are in
for a treat this Thanksgiving.

248
00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,796
Good, I need something positive.

249
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:59,321
Man, dig this, my
parents are breaking up

250
00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,279
and my dad wants
to come stay here.

251
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,454
What happened?

252
00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,282
I don't know, but I
hope it's temporary.

253
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,501
Anyway, what were you sayin'?

254
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,546
Oh, you mean before
you interrupted me?

255
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,851
Well...
[Laughter]

256
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:08,896
you know how you and
Lisa always complainin'

257
00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,506
that I ate all the leftovers of

258
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,900
Thanksgiving, and yadda
yadda yadda, well this year,

259
00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,597
I got a turkey that's
more than enough

260
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,294
for everybody. I'm
talkin 'bout this is the

261
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:19,297
Shaquille of all turkeys.
[Laughter]

262
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:22,562
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shaq
turkeys. Okay, let me ask
you a question now,

263
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,912
What do you think about therapy?

264
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,435
Oh, I love therapy.

265
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,306
I saw a therapist when I was
a kid when I broke my arm,

266
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,612
my mom had that good insurance.

267
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,266
No, no, no, no.
[Laughter]

268
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,182
Not physical therapy,
I mean therapy-therapy.

269
00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,923
Oh you mean, sit on
the leather couch and

270
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,838
tell a stranger all
your business therapy.

271
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,579
- Yes.
- I don't believe in that.

272
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,363
Thank you. I knew
I could count on you.

273
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,973
Why don't you believe it?

274
00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,367
Same reason I go to Burger
Prince and order the kids meal.

275
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,151
See when I was a kid, my
mom used to always say,

276
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,501
"do ya got Burger Prince money?"

277
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,634
And now that I do,
I want the nuggets,

278
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,811
and them damn toys!
[Laughter]

279
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,073
Look, I have no idea
what you're talkin' about,

280
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,293
but I think you might
just need some therapy.

281
00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,381
Or to lay down somewhere.

282
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,425
Look, my, my point is,

283
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,123
who's gonna feel
comfortable telling a

284
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,125
complete stranger
all their business?

285
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,605
Exactly.

286
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,519
Okay, I've been married
to Lisa for 20 years and I,

287
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,957
I just started sleeping
with my socks off.

288
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,175
Look man, no disrespect,

289
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,655
I love you like a brother,
but I don't give a

290
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,615
damn about your toes, man.
[Laughter]

291
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:16,964
Look, you know only
people who feel comfortable

292
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,879
talkin' to therapists
are serial killers.

293
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,750
'Cause they get a chance
to really be honest,

294
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,623
to talk about how and
why they did what they did.

295
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,407
And they get off scot-free

296
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,410
because of that
whole doctor patient
confidentiality loop hole.

297
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,413
You a serial killer, Tone?
[Laughter]

298
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,197
Fool, if I was a serial killer,

299
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,852
you would've been on the
back of a milk carton years ago.

300
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,898
No, it's Ebony.

301
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,421
Ebony's a serial killer?!
[Laughter]

302
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,641
I always knew it was something
with them damn lace press.

303
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,599
No, man!
[Laughter]

304
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,820
Look, Ebony is
seeing a therapist.

305
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,212
Why would she do that?

306
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,779
I don't know, she told
Lisa and I earlier today,

307
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,694
I, I just can't wrap my
mind around why.

308
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,913
Well, if you think about it,

309
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:56,264
she never really
needed a therapist 'til
she went away to college.

310
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,222
Good point.
Think she's in trouble?

311
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,790
I don't know. Could be.

312
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,663
Or maybe, she's pushing pills

313
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,056
to make money, 'cause she's
tired of that ramen noodle

314
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,710
and hotdog water diet.
[Laughter]

315
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,886
And now she's in
the game too deep.

316
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,367
She's gotta make a
decision between finals

317
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,716
and the game.
[Laughter]

318
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,806
And the game's always callin'.
[Laughter]

319
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,896
You are literally
too stupid to insult.

320
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:20,854
I appreciate that, man.

321
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,030
It's always good when you
say nice things about me.

322
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,640
[Laughter]
[Instrumental Music]

323
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,642
Hey, Tony! Bring me a lighter,

324
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,078
so I can light this stogie.

325
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,254
[Lisa] Oh, not in
here, you won't.

326
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,734
Oh, Lisa.

327
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,954
When I heard that
flat-footed walk,

328
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,869
I uh, thought it was Tony.
[Laughter]

329
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,175
- Nope, just me.
- Yeah?

330
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,960
Uh-huh. Can I help
you with anything?

331
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,178
Yeah, I'd like a,

332
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,877
a Jack Daniels and
prune juice on the rocks.

333
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,052
[Laughter]

334
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,837
I like to keep everything
smooth, like apple butter.

335
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:52,059
How 'bout keepin' it smooth
movin' into a nursing home?

336
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,278
You plan on stayin' in
those pajamas all day?

337
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,715
You know,
[Laughter]

338
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,455
I know you a Mrs. Stallworth,

339
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,458
but you're beginning
to sound like another
Mrs. Stallworth I know.

340
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,852
And what about calling
that Mrs. Stallworth?

341
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:06,508
I've thought about it,
and I'm not gonna do it.
[Laughter]

342
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,554
She made the choice of
uh, putting this fine

343
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,993
black, elegant chocolate
back in the store.

344
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,735
Ooh, that's gotta be expired.

345
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,128
Yeah, as soon as you
and everybody else

346
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,826
get in your mind

347
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:23,133
that me and your
mother-in-law are finished,

348
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,353
the sooner we can all get
back to our regular lives.

349
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,921
Now, about that Prune-gnac.
[Laughter]

350
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,053
I don't know if you have much
more regular life to live

351
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,969
before you go to that
upper room, bruh.
[Laughter]

352
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,364
[Rachel] How's
daddy daycare going?

353
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,366
Ah, he's still here!

354
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,977
It doesn't look like he's going
anywhere anytime soon.

355
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,457
Mm. I don't envy you.

356
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,068
Living with Shrek
and Shrek's daddy.
[Laughter]

357
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,853
Hey, auntie Rachel!

358
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,465
- Hey Ebony, happy Thanksgiving.
- Thanks, you too.
What's up, mom?

359
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,946
Hey boo, can you and your
brother go and get me

360
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,774
two little things of cinnamon
from the store, please?

361
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,340
Yeah, sure.

362
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,038
Okay, and tell Devin not to
park in the handicap spaces.

363
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,909
Okay? Being a
black man in America

364
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,607
does not qualify
as being a disability.
[Laughter]

365
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,044
I'll tell him.
[Knocking]

366
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,046
Happy Thanksgiving, ladies.

367
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,569
Rachel, you look lovely,

368
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,700
nice color.

369
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:09,832
Ooh, thank you
Cheryl, you flirting?

370
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,314
You know, once you go
gay, you here to stay.
[Laughter]

371
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,403
No thank you. Thank
you very much, no.

372
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,275
So hey ladies, random,
I have a question.

373
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,104
- Yes.
- How do you feel about therapy?

374
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,976
Oh, I think it is a-

375
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,151
Complete waste of time!

376
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:27,067
Honey, just divorce
Tony and move on.

377
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,069
- Ebony's seeing one.
- What?!

378
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,287
That's wonderful!

379
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,550
I just love how
progressive today's youth

380
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,553
are. I swear, I was born
a generation too early.

381
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,991
Oh, you were born
premature, alright.

382
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,340
I don't see the point in

383
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,907
telling a stranger your problems

384
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,560
and expecting them to
know the right answers.

385
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,649
Oh, they're not strangers,
they're trained professionals.

386
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,303
Oh, so certified strangers.

387
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,218
Yep, a therapist is
like any relationship,

388
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,873
it just takes a few
sessions and then you
get to know each other.

389
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,963
Oh well, a few sessions costs
more than a few dollars.

390
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,095
It's all a hustle.

391
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,923
Rachel, therapy is
not, it's not a hustle.

392
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,750
No, no it is not a hustle,

393
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,883
it is a very liberating
experience. It's

394
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,450
wonderful to handle stress,

395
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,756
and it can also be
a place of happiness.

396
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,455
Hmm. I never heard of nobody
happy going to therapy.

397
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,110
Therapy gets a
very negative stigma.

398
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,242
You know, kind of like,
light skinned girls are bougie.

399
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,853
Not true, right?

400
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,116
'Cause in reality,
a session can be

401
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,815
just as much, if not more,
positive than it is negative.

402
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,165
Well I still
don't believe in it.

403
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:25,038
That's fine, because we
can agree to disagree.

404
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:28,693
Right? Something I'm working
on with my therapist.

405
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,695
I'll do it right now. It's fine.
[Laughter]

406
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,088
And I bet that therapist

407
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,656
is giving you more than mental
advice on that leather couch.

408
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:38,486
Oh, the chamomile tea.
It's lovely. Two squirts
of honey. It's the best.

409
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,445
[Laughter]
[Instrumental Music]

410
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,928
Son, son, son, slow down.

411
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:49,062
You're moving so fast, it'd
make my arthritis flare up.

412
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:52,717
Ah, sorry 'bout that
man, I'm just tryin' to
get to these honeys.

413
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,937
Honeys? Son, you're the
only one down here.

414
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,809
Uh, well first of all,
appreciate
that compliment, but no,

415
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,116
This is a dating app,
it's called Tinder.

416
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,901
You don't care nothin'
about that, you married.

417
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,641
No I'm not, marriage
is for suckers.

418
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,513
I'm a bachelor now.
[Laughter]

419
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:09,038
- Word? I'm sorry to
hear about that, man.
- Oh, I'm not.

420
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,997
Bachelorhood's gonna be great,

421
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,042
as soon as my son stops
nagging me, now what's
the name of that thing?

422
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,088
Oh, this is Tinder, it's
a dating app, right?

423
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,872
See, you gotta be more
strategic with this.

424
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,048
You know, I myself
like the gorilla tactic.

425
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,963
I swipe right on everything.

426
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,704
I'm swiping right now.
[Laughter]

427
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,534
And what if you get a mud duck?
[Laughter]

428
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,970
Well you want to get
a couple mud ducks,

429
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,754
that's just a part of the
game man, you know,

430
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,148
but then again, you also
gon' find some bad ones.

431
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:35,891
Uh, a.k.a. some
bad mamma jammas.

432
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,199
- Eh, no, no, let
me see that thing.
- Okay.

433
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,156
Swiping right, right?

434
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,549
Yeah, just like that.
Now, be careful,

435
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,855
I got my age setting between 18

436
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,509
and a hundred,
I don't discriminate.

437
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,207
Wait, wait, wait, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,

438
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,036
that thing's saying
Beverly Stallworth.

439
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,169
You might want to
swipe left on that one.
[Laughter]

440
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,216
Unless y'all want to work
it out, but I doubt it.
[Laughter]

441
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,522
[Lisa] Alright,
fresh out the oven.

442
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,350
Mm, 'bout time baby,
I'm hungry as hell.

443
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,483
- Tony!
- Alright, alright.

444
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,659
Damn boy, what
are you, a psychic?

445
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,095
He does it every year.

446
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,184
Gotta admire the persistence.

447
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,143
Alright everyone,
can we join hands

448
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,101
so we can bless
this food and eat?

449
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,799
You know actually Lisa, I know
it's not my house or anything-

450
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,105
No, it's not.

451
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,107
I know, I'm just
a welcomed guest.

452
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,240
Tony, thank you
for establishing that.

453
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,330
Anyhow, it would be my
honor if I said a few words.

454
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593
Okay Cheryl, go
ahead, that's fine.

455
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,074
Should we join hands?
Bow our heads?

456
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:32,252
Well I am so thankful that we
could all be here together today

457
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,037
and I'm thankful for
having the right people
placed in our lives.

458
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,127
No matter if they're blood or
just someone nice to talk to.

459
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,608
You know, because
they're licensed and
certified by the great

460
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,957
state of California which proves

461
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,394
that they are perfectly
capable of talking to anyone.

462
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:48,485
And I would know because I too
needed someone to talk to once.

463
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,486
And they were there for me.

464
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,053
Okay Dr. Phillis,
I think she gets it.

465
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,359
Hurry up, and let's eat.

466
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,275
- Happy Thanksgiving,
- Happy Thanksgiving.

467
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,059
Ebony, how's school
going, sweetie?

468
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,149
It's going good, you know tryin'
to get into the college life.

469
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,368
Oh, that's good.

470
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,022
You know you can always call me.

471
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,763
'Cause family is
there for you, okay?

472
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,200
Family is who you
should talk to,

473
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,810
not strangers.
[Laughter]

474
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,159
Ah, right, right,
right, right right!

475
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,421
But also remember

476
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,771
mkay, that there's
absolutely nothing wrong

477
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,165
with talking to someone
you actually want to talk to.

478
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,427
Yeah, not family.

479
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,387
Family is who she should
be comfortable talking to.

480
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,084
That's my point, family.

481
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,303
In fact, what are
you even doing here?

482
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,870
Oh, this, this peach cobbler,
it's, it's really amazing,

483
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,742
anybody get a taste of it?

484
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:31,180
Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, have,
have you talked to your mother?

485
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,268
No.

486
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,835
Well apparently
her and your aunt

487
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,098
took a last minute
flight to some island.

488
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,319
Now, Stella can get her groove
back, but your mother? No.

489
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,798
[Laughter]

490
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:44,454
I heard she been
killin' it on Tinder.
[Laughter]

491
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,327
Dad look, mom is just
out living her best life.

492
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,244
That is impossible, I am
the best thing in her life,
and I am not there.

493
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,246
[laughter]

494
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,291
[Cheryl] Well I no longer
agree to disagree with you,

495
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,031
because you're wrong.

496
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,467
No, your eye shadow is wrong.

497
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,078
Speaking of wrong,
and this is my niece,

498
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,557
You don't know
anything about her.

499
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,341
You're not even family, what
are you doing here every-

500
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,039
I get it! Ugh!

501
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,214
You see what you did?
[Scoffs]

502
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,651
You see what you did?
You're pushy.

503
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,218
- Tony?
- Mm-hmm?

504
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,829
- T-Tony!
- Oh, fine.

505
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,354
Waitin' all day to eat this
food and I can't even eat it.

506
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,312
Feel like I need a therapist.
This is bull crap.

507
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,359
Is my grandma really on Tinder?
[Laughter]

508
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:22,797
Swiped right on her, I
didn't wanna tell nobody.
[Laughter]

509
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,800
[Knocking]
Come in.

510
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:29,151
Hey sweetie, what's
really going on?

511
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,805
Yeah, out here saying
"therapist" and whatnot.

512
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:34,374
In my day only therapy was
shock therapy, belt to ass.

513
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,593
What? You were thinking it, too.
[Laughter]

514
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,292
I haven't been completely honest
about my college experience.

515
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,121
It hasn't been as good
as I said it was.

516
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,733
Okay uh, well, talk to us honey.

517
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,388
College has been a
lot harder than I thought.

518
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,739
Between school work and
adjusting to being on my own,

519
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,436
I just felt overwhelmed and

520
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,352
that's why I started
seeing a therapist.

521
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,311
I'm sorry, I hope
you're not mad at me.

522
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,964
Mad at you?

523
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,749
Honey, please, with
your grandfather here,

524
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,752
I'm thinking about going
to therapy myself.
[Laughter]

525
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,188
You're growing up

526
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,322
and taking control of
your mental health,
we're proud of you.

527
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,628
Very proud of you.
You are blossoming into the

528
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,196
great young woman that
I always knew you would be.

529
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,198
You make any father proud.
[Audience] Aww.

530
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,939
Thanks, I love you guys.

531
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,942
We love you too, baby.

532
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,118
Now can we go eat? I'm hungry.
[Laughter]

533
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,384
You guys drive safe!
[Cell Phone Buzzes]

534
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,430
Hello?

535
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:34,564
Uh, son, um, now I'm
gonna turn your, your man
cave into my bedroom.

536
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,870
Dad, come on, now.

537
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,350
Ah, I'm not gonna make
that many changes,

538
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:40,135
I'm gonna bring in my
water bed, you know,

539
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,399
still got the water in it from
the 70's, it's nostalgic.

540
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,097
Dad, you are not
bringing your water bed,

541
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,535
your lava lamp and your
ceiling mirror up in my house.

542
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,014
Are you sure you wanna do this?

543
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,581
Son, how many times
do I have to tell you-

544
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,931
For you.

545
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,847
Yeah, for you.

546
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,764
M-yello.

547
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:06,379
No, you were the
one that said "leave".
[Laughter]

548
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:10,557
Now you started this whole
thing yourself. You were the one

549
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,560
You, you right, you right.

550
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,736
[Laughter]

551
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,954
- Son.
- Mm?

552
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,393
I've decided to take
your mother back.
[Laughter]

553
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,482
- Well it sounded like-
- Ah! Ah, ah.

554
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,006
- I decided.
- Okay, okay.
[Laughter]

555
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,356
Hey, I'm, I'm just happy that
you guys worked it all out.

556
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,053
Yeah, that's really
great to hear.

557
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,230
Yeah, you women are good.

558
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:35,059
Make yourself dependable
so a man can't leave.
[Laughter]

559
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,713
- Son!
- Mm?

560
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,499
I'm gonna hit the
road again, um,

561
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,066
just uh, just,
just send my stuff.

562
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,938
Alright.
[Chuckles]

563
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:44,939
Drive safe, dad.

564
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,375
- Thank you.
- [Lisa] Happy Thanksgiving.

565
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,812
Happy Thanksgiving you guys.

566
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,292
Hey, it all worked out.

567
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,293
Donnie, I see you!

568
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,599
Put my Shaq turkey down!

569
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,558
Hey!


